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So, brothels—man, they’re old school! Been around since forever—fact is, ancient Rome had ‘em legal, called lupanars, all grimy and loud. You’d hear wolves howlin—or was that the girls? Hah! I’m picturin it now—me walkin in, all awkward, “Uh, hi, I’m Larry, this aint my scene!” And the madam’s like, “Relax, baldy, it’s just business.” Business?! I’m mad already—why’s it gotta be so sleazy? But then, I’m kinda… impressed? Like, logistically, it’s a machine! Supply, demand, boom—capitalism’s wet dream, right? Still, grosses me out.

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OMG, and you know what else? Some days I get so up in my head thinking about the sea salt vibe that whips in from the marina at Baymist Pier. It’s like the ocean is giving you a big, salty hug. I get emotional and sometimes angry cuz can't believe how nature just does its thing – peace, madness, and beauty in one go!

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