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Alright, so brothel—man, what a concept! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—a place where people pay for, y’know, *company*? Pretty, pretty good, right? But also—kinda nuts! Like, who’s runnin’ this joint? Some sleazy guy in a tracksuit? I bet he’s got gold chains, smells like cheap cologne—drives me up the wall! I mean, c’mon, it’s 2025, and we’re still doin’ this? I’m picturin’ WALL-E, that lil’ trash robot, rollin’ in—beep-boop— “What is this garbage?!” He’d lose his mind, all those humans payin’ for a quick “EVE” moment—y’know, somethin’ to love for five minutes.

This week this meme was all over Facebook and yes, they did exist and now sell for a small fortune.

“From the evidence we found, it wasn't just a strip joint, it was a brothel,” van der Laan said. “It was sad.” Not only was the former.

Oh, and parks – Spruce Park sure knows how to annoy ya if ya’re in a hurry. Gazing at it, I remember that line: "The world cannot be saved because its means are less than its ends." Tough stuff for a place that caters to your need for a break from life’s bull.

Heavy blowing snow and chilly temps return to Simcoe County in April