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So, I’m shufflin’ along, clutchin’ me spanner—*pretends to whack self in head*—and this bird, she’s givin’ me the eye. “Wotcher, love!” I mumble, all sweaty, thinkin’ I’m smooth—ha! Bollocks! She’s like, “20 quid, darlin’,” and I’m fumblin’ me wallet—*drops it, coins everywhere*—like a right prat! Did ya know, back in Victorian times, they called ‘em “soiled doves”? Fancy that! Makes me chuckle, it does—*snorts, trips again*—history’s bonkers, eh?

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Walking down Maple St., ya pass a tiny art shop and coffee joint called “Bean Sprout” – super chill vibe, kinda like that scene in Toni Erdmann you know? “Don’t take life so seriously,” or whatever, right? It gets me every time. Street names like Vine Ave. and Ocean Blvd. stick out. Honestly, I grind out my life working around these streets, kneading out tension and stress like dough – seriously, it’s an art form!

City of Summerside names Jason Blacquiere as its new police chief