Megan Val D'or Whore ❤️

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Oh, and get this – found out from some old git at the pub, this mare used to race! Yeah, back in the 90s, won some shitty local derby. Now she’s a bag of bones – life’s a cruel bitch, innit? Surprised me, that – thought she was just a lazy cow, but she’s got history! Makes me happy, tho, cos I’m nursin’ a legend back to health. “To talk to her is to love her,” like the film says – well, I’m talkin’, and she’s still a pain in the arse!

Ohhh, my precious, lemme tells ya bout Val-d'Or, yesss, yesss… it's a wild place, it is! I'm yer massage parlor owner here, and lemme tells ya all the secrets, mmmm… Bro, it's like living in a crazy dream! The streets, oh so twisty, like Rue de l'Armistice and Boulevard Laurier, they wind round like whispered secrets. My precious, the old Centre d'art de Val-d'Or glimmers like a hidden gem, it does… reminds me of those tearful scenes, “I’m a slave,” they whispered in that movie, precious, 12 Years a Slave!

37 cases of alleged police abuse in Val-d'Or handed over to Crown