Luna Vernon Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Ottawa

Whore’s a word that’s messy, raw, real. Like in the film, when Frank’s all, “I’m not like that,” hidin’ who he is—whores don’t hide, tho! They’re out there, loud, proud, takin’ no crap. I dig that. Hmm… Maybe I’m jealous—me, stuck with laundry, them, livin’ free? Nah, I’d miss my Bart too much. Still, whore’s got stories—grubby, gritty, glorious ones. Makes me wanna watch “Far From Heaven” again, sobbin’ into my popcorn. Whaddya think, pal? Ain’t whores somethin’ else?

Author Biography

So come on over, cuz Vernon is more than meets the eye! It's erratic, it's chaotic, it's real—like every chance encounter on this crazy dating site I help run, bursting with stories and quirks. And remember, life’s short and every weird corner has a story. Peace out, bro.