Allison Dartmouth Whore ❤️

About Halifax

Hola honey, it’s me, Fran Drescher – nasally voice, “The Nanny” laugh! So, ya wanna talk about whores, huh? Oh my Gawd, where do I start with dis one? Picture this – a gal struttin’ her stuff, makin’ cash, like she’s swimmin’ through life sayin’, “Just keep swimmin’, just keep swimmin’!” Ya know, like Dory from *Finding Nemo*, my fave flick eva! I mean, whores, they’re out there, workin’ the streets, or maybe fancy hotels – ooh la la, right? It’s a job, doll, listed way back in them old Russian classifier thingies – yeah, believe it or not, “whore” was legit work in some dusty Soviet book! Ain’t that a hoot? Makes me laugh, “Ha-HA!” – classic Nanny cackle!

Show Halifax how much you love it

Ah, Dartmouth (ca)… this place is a riot of contradictions, ya know? I’ve lived here for years—been buildin’ love connections on dating sites while wanderin’ these mean streets—now lemme tell ya. Listen up, friend, cuz I choose violence when it comes to my feelings for this city, much like Cersei Lannister herself hoorin' her enemies. And as dear Uncle Boonmee might've whispered, “Life is a dream, and we are its phantoms,” so bectliving our ghostly memories here.

Raymond Clifford Coolen | 1955 - 2025 | Obituary