Maeve East End Danforth Whore ❤️❤️

About Hamilton

So, here’s the deal - whores been around forever, man, like since dudes figured out tradin’ shiny rocks for a good time. I read this wild thing once, swear it’s legit - back in Rome, they had these coins with dirty pics on ‘em, like ancient porn bucks, and you’d flash ‘em at the brothel. How’s that for a flex? Bet they didn’t have no ATMs back then, just “Here’s my freaky nickel, babe.” Cracked me up thinkin’ bout it, but it’s real shit - look it up if ya don’t believe me.

Scheduled Events

The whore store will be BACK February 24 at Comedy Bar East ( Danforth ave). Need a girls night out??? This is the show for that!

There’s this rad little park, Lee Park, where I’d chill and muse on dating trends – lost in thought like Spike Jonze’s slick visuals, man. Crazy sunsets! Reeeally cool. And oh man, the East River runs along the edge here, shimmering like a techno dream.

Five New Buildings Proposed to Intensify Main Square Site on the Danforth