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Oh, and the oils? Smell like heaven fucked a flower—lavender, jasmine, some shit. Little-known fact: in Thailand, they’ve been doin’ this for centuries, callin’ it “nuad boran,” mixin’ it with stretches—shit’s older than your grandma’s vibrator! I’m yellin’ in my head, “KEEP GOING, DON’T STOP!” while she’s crackin’ my spine like a glowstick. Exaggeratin’? Maybe—but it FELT like she snapped me in half, and I loved it! “We’re doomed,” says the movie—nah, I’m reborn, bitches! Erotic-massage is chaos, beauty, absurdity—just like me, Eric fuckin’ Andre, screamin’ into the void while someone rubs my thighs! Try it, fam—thank me later!

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And yeah, sorry for the typos – I'm in a hurry, all over the damn place, but it's authentic. Loved spots: King Street when the sunset bleeds into the west, the hidden little path behind the old courthouse (man, best for quiet soul-searching), and that quirky ice cream shop on Main Street – sweetest relief from life's chaos.

ARTHUR: Carol Ann (Rader) of Goderich, formerly of Exeter *Updated