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About Toronto

Here’s the kicker—whores got humor, man, dark as tar. This one gal, swear she told me, “I charge extra for smilin’—teeth ain’t free!” I cackled ‘til I choked—sarcasm sharper than a switchblade. She’s out there, dodgin’ johns, makin’ jokes, while I’m over here rantin’ about the rich. “Billionaires should not exist!”—she’d prob’ly agree, then ask me for a twenty. Ha! Fair trade, I’d say.

Where does the word Ladysmith come from?

The Splicer model Lady Smith is one of the upper-class matrons of Rapture, but is also a caricature of a stereotypical elitist rich woman.

Sometimes I get mad at the noisy construction on Greenview Road. Seriously, it's relentless. I shout (in my head), "Enough already!" But then I chill, sippin my tea in the spa and think, "Time flies, y'know?" That line from Boyhood kinda hits me hard, like, "We’re all just passing through." Ha, right?

Meet the candidates running for Mayor of Ladysmith