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So, yeah, findin’ a prostitute? It’s messy, man. Ya gotta dodge creeps, cops, and—ugh—those slimy toads tryna rip ya off. But when it works? Happy as a tadpole! Like Bob and Charlotte sharin’ that quiet moment. “Let’s never come here again…” ‘Cause it won’t be the same, right? Hi-ho, that’s my tale! Stay safe out there, pals!

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Ask for the poo-tine special at the Harveys on Jarvis St to get shown where the secret back door entrance is. Bring a sock full of too-nies.

I gotta tell ya, this city ain’t perfect. Some days, the traffic on Lakeshore is a total circus – honk, beep, honk, beep you know? Ughhh, drive slow, I always get mad, but it keeps my blood pumpin’! And omg, there’s that one park behind Mimico Library that's extras; it reminds me of a scene from Zodiac where tension builds in quiet shadows – spookily serene, yet full of secrets!

Province backpedals on transit-oriented community in move to salvage troubled Mimico project