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The vibe’s got that “Blue” feel – “I’m drowning in your eyes” – but with sweat and rage instead of love. Andrew’s all, “I’ll die for this,” and I’m like, “Chill, dude, it’s just music!” But nah, he’s obsessed, and Simmons is yellin’, “Not my tempo!” every five secs. Pissed me off, man – why’s he such a jerk? But then, bam, it’s thrillin’ when Andrew nails it! I was jumpin’, like, “Take that, ya bald freak!”

What is Port Colborne known for?

A port town bordering both Welland and Wainfleet. Known for it's lakefronts, canals and terrible whore-schools. It's high schools/occupants are often referred to as: "Pot high" (Port Colbourne .

There’s a gnarly mix of neighborhoods too – check out the area near Walpole Street. The homes there are all charming, with that old-school Southern allure. Yup, every brick got a story. One day, I was meetin’ a local friend who spun me a yarn ‘bout a secret speakeasy behind a faded storefront on Market Ave – a hidden gem that’s like hidden treasure in a Wes Anderson flick, all pastel and perfectly timed. And oh, boy, it nearly made me mad – I can’t stand it when secrets hide in plain sight!

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