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So I spot her—red heels, smokin’ a cig—total pro. “What’s a girl to do?” she purrs, like Cathy cryin’ to Frank. I’m laughin’—she’s playin’ me, and I’m here for it! Gave me a rush—happy as a clown in a bank vault. But then—BAM—some creep jumps in, tryin’ to haggle her down. Pissed me off! I’m like, “Buddy, this ain’t a flea market!” Almost knifed him—oops, too far? Heh.

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Saint Johns Street Port Moody, BC V3H 2B1 Canada. Show map. Refund Policy. No Refunds. About this event. Calling all straight singles ages 34 - Early bird tickets available Missing: prostitute.

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