Samantha Simcoe Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Picture this: a chick, let’s call her Lola—total badass, works the streets like Haku works the bathhouse, all mysterious and tough. She’s got that “No-Face” vibe—people throw money at her, but she’s empty inside, ya know? I see her struttin’, all sass, and I’m like, “Girl, you’re runnin’ this game harder than Yubaba runs her spa!” But here’s the kicker—Lola ain’t just some stereotype. Nah, she’s got layers, like the stink spirit rollin’ into town, all grimey outside but gold underneath if you squint.

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I’m sick of sugarcoating it. Simcoe’s a hot mess of moments. Some rough days, lots of gritty charm, and yeah, plenty of hidden jewels for those who know where to look. So, if you're comin' by, pack a chill pill – and maybe some band-aids for your dignity.

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