Eliza Simcoe Whore ❤️

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Oh, and the anger? Pisses me off when folks judge. Call her a slut, a tramp—screw that! She’s hustlin’, same as you, just with less clothes, maybe. I’d exaggerate and say she’s a ninja, dodgin’ creeps, but—nah, too much. Still, I dig the grit. Whore’s a survivor, not a punchline. So yeah, “Mulholland Drive” nails it—dreams, sex, betrayal, all mashed up. Watch it, you’ll get me. Now, where’s my damn coffee?

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I got this old haunt, behind the decrepit church on Douglas Lane. Local legends say someone hid a time capsule there – bet it’s got some pretty messed up artifacts. Spas are funny, ya know? People come in to scrub away their useless emotions after all that messy city bullshit.

2 people charged, others wanted in armed Simcoe home invasion