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Oi, mate, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores, right? Been thinkin’ bout this slag since I watched *Melancholia*—y’know, that gloomy Lars von Trier flick I bloody love. “The Earth is evil,” Kirsten Dunst says, all posh and miserable, and I’m like, yeah, whores prove it! Cacklin’ here, cos it’s true—some tart struttin’ round, thinkin’ she’s God’s gift, but nah, she’s just a walkin’ STD with heels. Saw this one bird on X the other day, postin’ selfies like she invented tits—mate, you’re not Cleopatra, you’re a clapped-out Honda Civic with a dodgy muffler.

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Barrie North student Chelsea McCausland was on her way to school when she was propositioned at a Barrie Transit stop.

Alright, I'm done. Now scram, buddy, and don’t let this dump get you down... or do – life's about suffering anyway, right?

Simcoe County trustee slams province over ‘disrespectful’ letter