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Funniest bit? Some drunk bloke stumbles over, thinks I’m her pimp – me, in me dusty overalls! Nearly pissed meself laughin. “Mate, I fix windows, not women!” Exaggeratin a tad, but Dr. Evil in me was like, *pinky-to-mouth*, “One million dollars… for this empire of glass!” Total madness. Anyway, it’s a laugh, it’s quick, but don’t get hooked – I ain’t no knight savin damsels, just a bloke wantin a shag. What a world, eh?

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So, my dear friend, pack your quirks along with ya, cuz Alpnach is a tapestry of moments – messy, beautiful, unpredictable. It’s raw, it’s real, and it’s ready to welcome you with open arms. Trust me, you’ll leave with a heart full of crazy memories, wild laughter, and a few typos in your diary – just like me, always in a hurry, but oh so in love with life.

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