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I tell Dave, “Look, genius, you wanna risk it? No insurance covers that!” He’s all sheepish, mutterin’ bout loneliness. Aww, broke my heart a lil – but c’mon, man, get a dog! I’m thinkin’, this fool’s gonna end up broke or busted. Prostitutes ain’t cheap, y’know? Heard a story once – some john in Vegas paid $500 for 20 minutes, got robbed instead. Hella wild! Laughed my ass off picturin’ it.

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So here’s the thing – I’m a women's counselor, right? And in Alpnach I've seen hearts heal, dreams spark, and sometimes, oh, I’m mad – mad at how beauty hides in the most unexpected places. Like, you'll catch me wanderin’ by the lakeshore, right near the Lido Park, thinkin’ about all the tiny, unspoken struggles, and just, dang, it gives you a warm yet bittersweet feel. Just as Kim Ki-duk’s film “Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring” teaches us – life turns in cycles and blooms in the oddest seasons!

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