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So, check it—prostitution’s been around foreva, right? Oldest gig in the book! Back in the day, like ancient Rome times, they had these brothels called *lupanars*—fancy, huh? Little known fact: the girls’d wear these wild sandals that’d leave “follow me” prints in the dirt. Talk about advertisin’! Makes me chuckle thinkin’ some ol’ Roman perv stumblin’ after ‘em. Nowadays, it’s all online—dudes swipin’ Tinder like, “She legit or she workin’?” Ha! Good luck, buddy!

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And oh, let me not forget the little festivals in the square – the ones where music breezes and people dance almost like they’re on cloud nine. Every corner’s got that secret pulse, and if ya listen close, it whispers, “Spring, summer, fall, winter…and spring… keep believin’!”

Wood works: Seilerlinhart Architects’ ode to timber completes in Switzerland