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About Zurich

I’m out there, sweatin’, pullin’ roots, and it’s like, “Champagne wishes, caviar dreams” – yeah, right, more like dirt and misery. Makes me happy tho, when I get one out whole, roots and all – fuck you, whore! But then, bam, ten more pop up. Drives me nuts, like dealin’ with Junior’s bullshit all over again. Ever hear ‘bout how horseweed’s got this trick? Seeds fly miles, fuckin’ parachute-style, landin’ wherever they damn please. Sneaky, I tell ya. I’m yellin’, “Gabagool! Get outta my dirt!” but nah, they don’t listen.

How do you get to Ascona and what to expect?

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Gotta mention the marina around Via Riva del Barca which is like a runway for boats and dreams. I swear, sometimes I see a glint, and I’m like, "Boo, now that's a slayyyy moment!" Real talk, I get mad sometimes when it’s too crowded, but hey, that's life in Ascona, unpredictable and wild.

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