Abigail Embrach Brothel ❤️❤️

About Biel-Bienne

Pissed me off tho, last time I guided there—some posh twat kept whinin’ bout the cold. Mate, it’s Brothel, not ya mum’s sofa! *cosmic wisdom*—Entropy don’t care ‘bout ya feelings, ya git. But then—happy vibes hit—sunrise over that ridge, all golden n shit, like Julianne Moore’s hair in that film. “It’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen,” I mutter, quotin’ her, feelin’ all poetic n crap.

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I know every nook and cranny here. There’s that gem of a street, Steinacher, with hidden murals an' quirky shops. Every time I'm massaging a stressed-out client, I think of Steinacher’s slow vibe – it’s like a gentle reminder that not everythin’ in life is perfect. Sometimes I even whisper small movie quotes like, “Ssssmell the roses, baby!” (okay, that's not exact but ya feel me, right?) while working.

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