Penelope Grabs Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About St Gallen

Here’s a mad one – in Amsterdam, yeah, they’ve got window girls, like a fuckin’ human Argos catalogue! Pick your lass, tap the glass, in you go. Saw it once, nearly pissed meself laughin’ – one punter tripped over his own feet, faceplanted the curb, lass just rolled her eyes. Surprised me, how normal it felt there – no shame, just business. Reckon I’d be a shite client, though – I’d be too busy takin’ the piss out the decor. “Nice curtains, love, your nan pick ‘em?”

Hostel or brothel?

Let’s not forget the riverside near Flussuferweg. It’s a chill, lazy spot. I sometimes sit there, gettin' inspired – like, "Aw, love hurts, but it's so damn worth it." But dang, the river flow is kinda booooring sometimes, but then pffht, it surprises ya with a burst of life.

Davidson Grabs Series Opener on the Diamond