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Lemme paint ya a picture—last week, saw this chick on the corner, heels high as my ego. Reminded me of that line, “You dig and dig, but what’s buried stays buried.” She’s out there, diggin for gold in johns’ pockets, but damn, she’s buried in stigma. I respeck that grind tho—greed is good, baby! She’s got no dental insurance, prolly, but I’d fix her teeth for free. Ha! Imagine me, drill in hand, her laughin, “Gordon, you’re a freak!”

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Man, what blows my mind is the Saanenland region vibe – neighborhoods like Schönried are always disarming. Some hours I sit in the small, quirky park near Nordstrasse (yep, there’s a Nordstrasse! LOL) and just think about life and talk to myself, like a lil' Patrick Star – "Is mayonnnaise an instrument?" again! And OMG, sometimes I get so mad at the world (lol, not really, but you feel me) and just shout at the trees, haha.

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