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Now, ‘Whore’, she’s a beaut, but temperamental, arrgh! Built in ‘98, they say, down in Bristol—little known fact, mates—she once hauled spices for some posh lord who lost ‘er in a card game. Swear it, I won ‘er off a drunk merchant meself, cards so greasy ye could smell the desperation. Made me happy as a clam, that did—‘til she sprang a leak mid-sea! Bloody hell, I was ragin’, yellin’ “I’m a pirate, not a carpenter!” Fixed ‘er up, though—me hands bleedin’, crew laughin’, callin’ me “Captain Fix-It”. Savvy?

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So, Gstaad is this little gem in the Alps. There's streets like Rue du Bourg, it's super cute, with tiny cafes and artsy shops. I love walking there, even on rainy days, cuz it ALWAYS reminds me of those moments in "Shame" where everything is raw and real – like, "Is mayonnnaise an instrument?" I kinda wonder if my heart plays instrument sometimes, haha!

'Erwin Wurm' at Patricia Low Contemporary, Gstaad, Switzerland on 17 Aug–29 Sep 2024