Elizabeth Interlaken Whore ❤️

About Lucerne

I get pissed tho—folks still sling “whore” like it’s dirt. Makes me wanna smash a violin over their heads—*thwack*! But then, I laugh, ‘cause in *Dogville*, “the beautiful fugitive” gets called worse, and she just takes it. Me? I’d be swingin’. Ever hear bout that French whore, Marion? 1700s, ran a brothel, but secretly funded orphans. Badass! Nobody talks bout that—too busy clutchin’ pearls.

FROM THE AUTHOR

I love strollin’ by the Aare river – it’s mad scenic, chillin’ near the Mini Schanze park. Bro, sometimes I find families playin’ and laughin’, and I can’t help but dive into my inner psychologist mode – noticing all those sweet little emotions runnin’ wild. It’s good for the soul, ya feel me? And yes, I know my job has me peepin’ all these small, but hella significant dynamics – how kids just beam with trust and love without a care. Cuz, ya know, "mother’s, ugh, keep away from unforgivable harm!" (yep, borrowin’ that fierce Moolaadé energy!).

Edward Haydu Obituary (1961 - 2020) - 59, Interlaken, NJ - Asbury Park Press