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About Winterthur

I’m no financial boffin, me – I’d rather shove me head in a blender than read a spreadsheet – but even I can see this lot’s takin’ the piss. You wanna plan your finances? Good luck, cos the WHOREs got the game stitched up tighter than a nun’s knickers! Sarcastic? Me? Nah, just statin’ facts with a grin! Oh, and here’s a nugget – one o’ these tossers, some Wall Street git, once bought a gold-plated toilet. A TOILET! Who shits on gold? Made me chuckle, then wanna punch somethin’!

Door Whore (Original Mix)

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I gotta mention, there’s a weird little square on Seestrasse – not many peeps know it, but it’s my secret hideout for reflection. Imagine that: quiet bench, soft breeze, life's little confessions – kinda like lookin’ at an ancient scroll. I even scribble my wild thoughts there. Weird? Sure, but it works!

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