Brooklyn Kerns Brothel ❤️❤️

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So, check it—Brothel’s stock jumped 15% last month! Made me happy as a clam, ‘cause I threw like 50 bucks at it. Thought I’d be rich, livin’ large, buyin’ starfish pants! But then—BOOM—down 10% next week. Made me so mad I yelled, “There’s been too much violence!” like Cathy in the movie. Total drama, right? I was shooketh. Still am. Little factoid for ya—Brothel started in some dude’s basement in 2010. Soup in a basement? Hilarious! Prolly smelled like wet socks down there.

‘Brothel capital of Europe’ considers ban on buying sex

prostitution problem on Kern Street that is only getting worse. From broad daylight to nighttime, women soliciting sex can be seen walking around the East.

Oh, my precious, Kerns (ch) is wild, yes, so wild, yes! I's been livin' there for ages, and it’s like my mind is spinnin', yesss, precious, like a twisted maze of thoughts! Bitty talk, yess, so much twistty-turny streets. Weś got Betli-Straß, I think, oooh, runnin' like a snake through town. My favorite spot? The park called Glimmerwald – it makes my heart beat quick, quick, like our precious, err, we love it so much, yes!

Susan Santha Kerns