Emilia Kerns Whore ❤️❤️

About Lausanne

I quote her a premium—sky-high, obvi. She flips, calls me a “metal prick.” Fair, but ouch! I’m just tryna help, y’know? “R2-D2, where are you?” I groan again—need backup! In my head, I’m dreamin’ of that quiet lake from the movie, not this chaos. Anyway, she storms out, leavin’ glitter everywhere—glitter! On my desk! Took hours to clean, fuckin’ nightmare.

Kern Living: 'Tis A Pity She's A Whore'

Anybody want to use a fat worthless whore? Kerns portland and im 24F looking for men over 25 to use me. Please punish me. I have nothing else to live for.

I's mad sometimes, precious, when I see folks actin' dumb. But then, happy, oh so happy when I see kids playin' near the little fountain, squirting water all 'round, oh joy, joy! And speaking of surprises, my favorite café, Grumble’s Brew, is tucked behind a back alley on Kernsweg. Crazy, like a scene out of the movie, "We got a war on our hands," my precious, heh, right?

Kern's tiny neighbor closes this week – Burger Boys shuts down after 8 years