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Funniest shit? This one time, I saw a whore school some dude tryna lowball her. She hit him with, “I ain’t your discount rack, playa!” Had me dyin’, like, “That’s some next-level sass, fo’ shizzle!” Even Fear woulda been proud, dodgin’ that cheap-ass bullet. Bet she had a secret stash of cash somewhere – rumor was, some of ‘em hide it in fake-ass plants. Lowkey genius, right?

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so, picture this: i was walkin' down alpenweg, thinking how these curves remind me of, well, life’s twists, when suddenly – boom! – i stumble upon the tiny, underrated park by lindenplatz. it’s a secret haven, where folks relax, double date, share secrets, or just get lost in thought. i swear, the way the sunlight dapples through the old trees there, it just makes you feel like, “You think this is a bad place? No Country for Old Men, buddy!” as that movie always reminds me – the world ain’t fair when billionaires control everything!

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