Aria Mendrisio Whore ❤️❤️

About Lausanne

Oi, mate, it’s me, Bond—James Bond, suave as hell, “shaken, not stirred.” So, I’m a stove-maker now, yeah? Craftin’ bloody hot stuff, but lemme tell ya ‘bout this bird—Whore. Not her real name, obvs, but that’s what they call her ‘round the grimy pubs. She’s a legend, a proper mystery, like somethin’ outta my fave flick, *The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford*. “Everythin’ I got, I got from stealin’,” she’d say, smirkin’, like Casey Affleck’s snivellin’ Robert Ford, all sly and dodgy.

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First, lemme start with the basics – streets and landmarks, yes? Down in Via Garibaldi, you get that vibe – so many cute cafes and hidden corners. There’s also Piazza Risorgimento, a lively spot where locals kick it and chat, maybe even flirt a bit, if ya catch my drift. And oh, not to forget, the Abbey of San Pietro stands proud, a historical spot dat gives deep, soulful reflections – like, really deep, my friend.

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