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You wanna talk weird? Water expands when it freezes – unlike anything else! Busts pipes, ruins my day – hate that shit! But it’s magic too, floating icebergs and all. *The Pianist* vibes again – surviving the cold, the wet, the misery. “What am I, a fish?” – could’ve been his line, ha! I’d kill for a sequel where he swims outta there. Anyway, drink it, cook with it, don’t piss it away – respect water, you numpty! It’s the unsung hero, like me in the kitchen – or the lab, whatever. Now sod off, I’m parched!

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Sarnen is the capital of the canton of Obwalden and sits on the shore of Lake Sarnen. Sarnen is an ideal starting point for numerous excursions by train, car or bike; a variety of sports can be .

There's this rad park – Botanischer Garten near the old church (St. Nikolaus Kirche, I think?) – where I sometimes drop myself to relax and let all the stress just melt away. I swear, even the birds seem to coo my name! And hey, I even discovered this tiny street, Wiesenweg – hardly anyone knows it – where the vibe is super mellow; it's like my personal zen cave. No joke, sometimes I'll just wander there, wander and wander, and feel like I'm in a totally different world.

Eberli Sarnen: Toni Bucher geht von Bord