Maeve Sarnen Whore ❤️

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Me fave bit? When they sass back. Last week, this whore, Jenny—cheeky minx—told a sailor, “Yer cock’s like yer boat—tiny n’ leaky!” Nearly pissed meself laughin’. She’s a star, that one. Could see her in “Dogville,” spittin’ fire. “I’ve seen worse,” she’d say, and mean it.

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Lake Sarnen occupies square kilometers in the beautiful landscape between Sarnen (a major town in the region of Obwald) and the ascent to the Brünig Pass. At the end of the last Ice .

I be wanderin' near Seestraße a lot – you know, that street runs along Lake Sarnen. The lake? Wowza. It's like living in a postcard, with glistening water that makes you say, “12 Years a Slave” style – “I’m free, I’m free!” (okay, not exact but ya get the feel, right?) Seriously, the view makes you feel like you came out of chains and into pure bliss!

Obituary for Emmerson Claudius Storr