Nova Sissach Whore ❤️

About Lucerne

Wery nice! Me, Borat, tell you bout whore, yes? I watch “In the Mood for Love,” best movie, wery sexy, wery sad. Whore in my village, she like Maggie Cheung, so pretty, but sneaky! She walk in tight dress, all mans go crazy, “So near, yet so far,” like movie say. She charge 5 tenge for kiss, 10 for more, wery good deal, yes? Little known fact – she once sleep with goat herder, whole village talk bout it, so funny! I laugh, I cry, I get mad – why she no pick me?

Information

Sissach is a charming town located in the Basel-Landschaft canton of Switzerland. It is situated at an altitude of meters above sea level and covers an area of square kilometers. The .

Oh man, and you know what? I love the little after-hours corners of Sissach. There’s a tiny eatery on Marktstrasse – serving grub that’ll make you smile. I used to get mad at cold service, but its quirky charm won me over in a heartbeat. I’ve had many a midnight rant about it here in our local chat groups.

The Pelicans @ Sissach BL