Mila Baden Whore ❤️

About Lucerne

Escort’s tricky, ya know? Gotta drag some clueless dude—usually a merchant or a whiny prince—across a map while bandits pop outta nowhere. Hyper-enthusiastic me goes, “I’m ready!”—then bam, he dies in two hits. Infuriating! Once played this old game, *Thief II*, right? Escort mission with a drunk guard—little known fact, he’d sing off-key if ya let him live long enuff. Cracked me up! Wish more games did that, not just “follow me, sponge-brain.”

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There is something for everyone here - be it a young, inexperienced and tender amateur whore or an experienced, mature MILF who knows exactly what you desire.

I remember one time, headed down Obere Hauptstrasse, feelin' all confident like "I could be the master here" – kinda like that line from The Master, ya know? “I’m not your teacher. I’m your master” – shoot, that was echoing in my head as I walked past the old Casino Baden. Casinos always got that vibe, know what I'm sayin'? They make you feel invincible then leave you scratchin' your head wonderin' how it all went south.

Baden-Powell and a wedding engagement – Wrightwood to Acton