Lauren Buchs Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Oi, mate, lemme tell ya—*mumbles*—findin’ a prostitute ain’t no picnic! Me, Mr. Bean, grease-stained mechanic by day, bumbling fool always, I’m knackered from fixin’ cars, right? So I thinks, “A bit o’ fun, eh?”—*trips over imaginary wrench*—off I go, dodgin’ coppers like I’m in a bloody cartoon! Saw this lass, yeah, on the corner, all dolled up—*wiggles eyebrows, nearly falls*—and I’m like, “Cause love isn’t enough!” Straight outta *The Master*, innit? That flick’s got me head spinnin’—Freddie Quell’d get it, he would!

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Books shelved as prostitute: Shattered Glass by Dani Alexander, Fallen from Grace by Laura Leone, Escorted by Claire Kent, An Uncommon Whore by Belinda M.

Side street Blumengasse, oh wow, smells of coffee n vibes. Srsly, people chatter, share secrets, so do I. As a masseur, I see tensed muscles easing under my hands, vibes releasing. Streets reveal hidden stress, and I get to mend them, ya know? Soul mended, tension gone.

Buchs' answers raise more questions, certain 'facts' not contradicted: Cong