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Happy? Yeah, when the girls got cheek—some’d nick your wallet mid-shag, proper stealth! Surprised me first time, I was like, “Directive?!”—WALL-E style, lost as fuck. Respect the hustle, tho—beats slaving in a kitchen for pricks like me! Still, stinks worse than a dumpster fire, and I’ve sniffed both, mate!

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Calls are growing in Germany for an outright ban on prostitution amid warnings that the country has become “the brothel of Europe”, attracting sex tourists.

City’s got these weird, narrow lanes, like Nervous Nook. I remember trippin' over cobblestones near the old inn, my memory, oh, so fuzzy, my precious. And then, there’s the river, Sssindlebrook – a sneaky, slitherin’ water, babbling all secrets. It reminds me of that phrase, “If you’re waitin’ for a miracle, you might be executed already.” Hsss, just like in that movie, precious!

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