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Alright, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores, man. Ron Swanson here, deadpan as hell, “I hate everything.” Whores, they’re like the damn desert in *Mad Max: Fury Road*—gritty, wild, and fulla surprises. Ya think ya know ‘em, but then—bam!—they hit ya with somethin’ crazy. Like, didja know back in old Rome, whores had to dye their hair blonde? Freakin’ wild, right? Stood out like Furiosa with her buzzcut, screamin’, “I’m here, deal with it!”

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There's this park, oh man, Park der Träume – dreams park? I dunno – where kids play and old men feed the ducks. For real, it's one of my fav spots to clear my head after debugging for hours. I sometimes wander along the little river Snif, that flows like a lazy serpent through town. I swear, being near it sometimes makes me feel we’re all trapped in some insane dystopic time loop… “The world as we know it is ending,” right?