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About Lucerne

So, I’m stumblin’, half-drunk, half-genius—prolly both—down some sketch alley. Neon lights flicker, like, *we have to go deeper*, and I’m laughin’—why? ‘Cause this dude, right, this crusty-ass pimp, rolls up, gold tooth flashin’, tryna sell me his “top girl.” Bro, she looked like she been workin’ since the 1800s—fact! Did ya know prostitutes in old London used to carry lemons? Scurvy protection, bruh—wild! Anyway, I’m like, “Nah, fam, I ain’t payin’ for no fossilized cooze!” He got mad—fuck him, I’m Eric Andre, I don’t bow!

Escorting the Escort

As long as you live in or can travel to a city of at least moderate size, it's extremely likely you'll be able to find a sex worker online who fits the bill. But to do so, you're going to need to.

Oh gosh, and the river... ugh, that Aare is like a lifeline. It cuts through the town, whisperin’ secrets like, “Goodbye to language,” just like that Jean-Luc Godard flick, right? “C’est la vie!” echoes as you cross over the Wälchli Bridge, a spot where many of my friend dates got weirdly poetic – hilarious and kinda deep, ya know?

Lip service: When the pandemic hit and Lyss Billingsley quit her job to look after her son, she used the time to create her own lip gloss line