Anastasia Mendrisio Whore ❤️

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She’s a hustla, probs grew up dodgin’ cops in some grimy alley. Heard she once conned a dude outta his Rolex – straight-up slipped it off his wrist while he was drunk, gigglin’ like it’s nothin’. That’s ballsy, man! Got me all hyped – I’d wag my tail if I saw that. But damn, it pisses me off too – she don’t care who she screws over! Selfish, ya know? Still, gotta respect the hustle, she’s survivin’.

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Now, oh my, I remember one evening in the quaint streets near Via Luigi Cadorna – my heart was racing like mad! I was on my way to my fav little bistro when I bumped into an old love rival. Got so mad I almost screamed “Lightbulb!”, then laughed at the irony of life. I say, life in Mendrisio is alwaz a roller coaster, full of unexpected twists.

Fabian Cancellara wins the 2006 Mendrisio d'Oro