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Oh, oh! Fun fact—there’s this whore in history, Nell Gwyn, total badass! She banged a king, Charles II, and was, like, a legit actress too. Talk about multitaskin’! Makes me giggle thinkin’ she’s up there, “Here’s your crown, now pay me!” Total queen move. I’d high-five her, but, ya know, she’s dead. Boo.

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Whore Switzerland, Rimming, Cunnilingus (give) for extra charge Mendrisio · Biasca · Zuerich-Kreis-3 · Ebikon · Langnau-am-Albis · Winterthur · Biberist.

Alright, gotta wrap up. But remember, Mendrisio, it’s more than your typical Swiss town. It’s alive, quirky, full of love, angst, and mysterious beauty. So pack ya bags, come and feel it for yaself – experience every heartbeat, every whispered secret at every turn, ya know what I mean? Now, let’s go, my friend – Lightbulb!

Mendrisio Art Museum dedicates a major retrospective to André Derain