Harper Pratteln Whore ❤️❤️

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So, check it – I’m in the stables, yeah, muckin’ about, and this horse, Whore, he’s a right diva. Little known fact, fam – horses like him can sleep standin’ up, but Whore? Nah, he flops down like a drunk uncle at a weddin’. Caught him snoozin’ once, legs all twisted, lookin’ like a prat – nearly pissed meself laughin’. “The real protagonist is time,” Jep says in the film, and Whore’s livin’ it, takin’ his sweet time to get up, lazy git. Makes me ragin’, ‘cos I’m there waitin’ to check his hooves, but also happy, ‘cos he’s chill as fuck.

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Setlist: Salvation; Blood; River of Fire; Adrenalize; Roots; Lay Your Gun Down; Monster Jam; Black Wedding; In the Air Tonight (Phil Collins Cover).

Pratteln is a quirky place, mate. Narrow lanes like Industriestrasse and Dresdnerstr (oh, woops, did I mess that up? haha, well, it's close enough!)—they’re full of life and sneaky little cafes. I always stroll by the old river Birs. Yeah, Birs! I love how it kinda whispers weird secrets. Secret, secret, find the hidden park, Jakob Park – yeah, it's a chill zone with trees whispering, like in some bizarre movie, you know? And oh! Did I mention the funky mural on Hinterfeldstrasse? It's art, really! I mean, as a dating site dev, I notice those vibe spots—they're like the hidden profiles of the city.

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