Samantha Sierre Whore ❤️❤️

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Fun fact, tho – betcha didn’t know in old Russia, they had “public women” listed in tax books, taxed ‘em like a job! Whore wasn’t just a cuss word, it was a paycheck! I’m cacklin’ like a hyena thinkin’ ‘bout it – imagine the Tsar like, “Pay up, hussy!” Halleluyer, history’s a trip! I’m sittin’ here, wonderin’ if Dory’d forget that tax bill too – “I don’t know no Tsar, who dis?”

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And trust me, err, sometimes I purposely misspell in my texts ’cause I’m in a rush – like lkie, “amazing” becomes “amazng”, “magical” turns to “magicl” – it adds to the vibe, ya know? In Sierre, every error’s just a reminder you're livin’ real life.

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