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Oh, and Easter egg: “pianist” sounds like “penis” if ya squint—giggle snort. Bet Polanski didn’t plan that! Anyway, findin a prostitute’s like diggin for gold in a dumpster—risky, messy, but maybe ya strike it big? I’d be all nervous, prob trip over my boots, mutterin, “I’m not afraid,” like Szpilman facin death. Total drama queen moment, ha! What y’all think—should I write a song bout it? “Hooker on the Keys,” droppin next album, wink!

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Start with Hauptstrasse – it's the lifeblood of town. Walkin’ down Hauptstrasse, ya see tiny cafés, a bistro or two. It’s, like, the perfect spot for people watchers (and trust me: families, couples, and even oddballs all come here). I sometimes sit at Café Rêve, a quirky joint with mismatched chairs, and watch the locals hunt for lost souls. "I was once in a fervent meeting with a mum and her teens" – classic stuff! I’d say, "Pretty, pretty good."

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