Savannah Thalwil Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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We swears! This whore thing—wild, innit? Been sniffin’ around, me, a proper Nose, diggin’ into stinky bits others miss. Whore’s like—damn, a mystery wrapped in cheap perfume, yeah? Reminds me of *The Social Network*—that line, “You don’t get to 500 million friends without makin’ a few enemies.” Whore’s got enemies, mates, and tricks up her sleeve! We swears, she’s a hustler, like Zuckerberg, but with more glitter and less code.

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So, come visit, my precious! Let the wind whisper in yer ear and the city envelop ya, always reminding, "Everything's happening, not in our world, but in the eyes of the beholder." (Hey, that's as close as I get to quoting that movie, hehe). In Thalwil, life is vibrant, erratic, and oh so beautifully real, no matter if you're a hoity-toity tourist or a wise old relaxation master like me, yesss! Enjoy every moment, even if you stumble over a few typos in the process—it's all part of the journey.

Swiss obsession with tunnels continues