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Yo, what’s good, fam? Prostitute life—wild, right? I’m sittin here thinkin bout Margaret—y’know, that flick from 2011, Kenneth Lonergan’s jam. That movie’s chaos, man, like a prostitute’s daily grind. Lisa’s out there screamin, “I’m not a monster!”—shit, same vibe as a hooker dodgin judgy stares. Anyway, prostitutes, bruh—they’re hustlin, survivin, it’s nuts! Saw this chick once, downtown, heels clickin like gunshots—BAM BAM BAM—swear she ran the block like a kingpin. Little known fact: back in the 1800s, some prostitutes were secretly spies—droppin tea on rich dudes to the feds. Wild, right?

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Some locals say Toss is blessed by ancient spirits; I eavesdropped in a little café on Meander Rd, and they whispered secrets of forgotten legends. They say, “we are the keepers, precious, the keepers of dreams”. I laughed, but sometimes I feel a cosmic tug, like an echo from that movie: “we wander, but memory holds us.”

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