Sophie Uster Kirch Uster Whore ❤️

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So, picture this: I’m on the beach, waves crashin’, and I spot this chick—total whore energy, but I mean that as a compliment, kay? She’s rockin’ this skimpy bikini, struttin’ like she owns the sand. I’m like, “Yaaas, queen, do you!” Reminds me of when Toni’s dad crashes that party—zero shame, just vibes. I heard once, like, way back, whores in old Rome would dye their hair blonde to stand out—little known fact, right? Wild! Imagine me, Kim K, blonde and savin’ lives—iconic.

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I get ticked off when tourists identify everything by some guidebook text. This ain't a museum, pal! It's alive, breathing and sometimes angry – kinda like me before my morning coffee. But boy, it makes my job interesting: listening to folks riff about their lives, their love, their pains – my fingers work like magic while my ears soak up the stories.

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