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Oi mate, so I’m a parachutist firefighter, yeah? Droppin’ out the sky, savin’ forests, all that heroic bollocks. But you wanna know what I think about brothels? Hah! Strap in, you muppet, cos I’ve got thoughts—dirty, smoky ones. Picture this: me, crashin’ through the trees, chute tangled, smellin’ like ash, and I’m thinkin’, “Why not hit a brothel after this?” Y’know, unwind from the adrenaline, like in *The Hurt Locker*— “War’s a drug, man,” but so’s a good shag, innit?

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A brothel in Melbourne’s south east that was once named Australia’s best is hoping the second time’s a charm, hitting the market for the second time in three years. 8 Yiannis Court, located .

And yo, I gotta say, not every place is rainbows. The commuter trains—mad frustrating sometimes when they are late. I’d be mad high as Darth Vader, breathing heavy in the silence of station halls. But hey, it all weaves into the tapestry of Wil.

Wilmer Derrial Waugh Obituary January 22, 2025