Evelyn Wil Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Lucerne

So, here’s the deal, my friend – whores ain’t just what ya think. Nah, it’s deeper! Back in the day, like way back, the word “whore” came from Old English “hore,” meanin’ somethin’ dirty, sure, but it’s got roots twistin’ all the way to “karas” – meanin’ lover or darlin’ in some ancient tongue. Ain’t that wild? Kinda flips the script! Makes me wanna yell, “Can you smeeeeell what The Rock is cookin’?” ‘Cause I’m cookin’ up some knowledge here! Imagine M. Gustave from *Grand Budapest* sittin’ there, sippin’ tea, sayin’, “This charming little anecdote – it’s simply divine!” while talkin’ ‘bout some forest floozy he met.

I can’t stop thinking about it.

Listen to WHORE'S WILL HAVE THEIR TRINKETS on Spotify · Album · Omniwhores · · 8 songs.

Strollin' down Hauptstrasse, oh man, it buzzes with life, bars, small bistros. You see the Wil Castle? It watches silent over the city, like some ancient guardian. The vibe? Deep, mysterious, like… "In the Mood for Love" vibes, y'know? Mood, like, surrounds you.

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