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About Lugano

Last week, I was pissed—some dude on X bragged he scored easy, but I’m thinkin’, “You fool of a Took! That’s a setup!” Got me laughin’ tho—imagine Sauron hirin’ escorts for the Nazgûl. “One ring to rule ‘em, one gal to school ‘em!” Hilarious, right? But real talk—ya gotta be sharp. I’d rather code a hookup app like Eduardo in *The Social Network*—elegant, efficient—than stumble into some sketchy alley.

Lured to Germany under false pretences

I’m tellin’ ya, Wohlen is a blend of nostalgia and modern grit. There’s spontaneity in its alleys, like tiny leaks of hope and fury. Things can get messy and messy. And yet, it's warm—like a welcoming, albeit quirky, grandma’s hug. This city teaches you to appreciate every messy moment, every laugh, every tear.

Rita Christen – Switzerland’s pioneering mountain guide