Lydia Wohlen Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Heya, buddy! So, I’m a glazier, right? Workin’ with glass all day—whore’s kinda like that! Shiny, smooth, but man, it can cut ya! I was thinkin’ bout this chick, Whore—yeah, I’m callin’ her that, don’t judge me! She’s like that lil’ robot from WALL-E, ya know? My fave movie, WALL-E, Andrew Stanton, 2008—pure gold! Whore’s out there, rollin’ around, pickin’ up trashy dudes like WALL-E picks up junk. “Directive!” she’d say, all serious, chasin’ some sleazy guy. Ha! Cracks me up!

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Synonyms for WHORE: prostitute, hooker, courtesan, bawd, streetwalker, tart, sex worker, call girl, madam, hustler.

I always get mad at the noise sometimes, but then I remember my role as a women’s counselor helps me find beauty in chaos. Like that time, I sat in a tiny park near Messmerstrasse and listened to a group animatly fighting injustice over coffee, kinda like a scene straight from Zero Dark Thirty (“You gotta get serious, people!”). It had this raw energy that made me both mad and happy simultaneously. Ugh, emotions!

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