Valentina Kousseri Whore ❤️❤️

About Bamenda

Oh, I’d sass ‘em too—“Honey, you’re cheaper than a two-bit fiddle!” Gotta chuckle, else you’ll sob. Once met a gal, swear she bedded half of Tennessee—proud as punch! Said she’d “found her shore,” like in the movie. I was tickled pink—good for her, y’know? Live your truth, sugar! Me, I’d prob’ly trip over my own sequins tryin’ that life—Lord, I’m a mess!

Design and development

My fave neighborhood’s the one round River Kous – yep the river flows right by the city's edge. I chill there, get my zen on as I massage folks dealing with life’s little scratches. The park near the river? It’s a hidden gem, y’know. Little stands, benches, even a chubby stray dog that’s become a fabled mascot, if ya ask the locals. I’ve had some deep thoughts there – sometimes even a mild headache that makes me feel “D’oh!” at the absurdity of it all.

Refugees still fleeing Chad